fascinatingly linear blog growth

it's now my fourth calendar month of blogging. so far, the amount of monthly views my blog has gotten has been almost perfectly linear, to my surprise and delight. feast your eyes: 

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january 2026 views: 421

february 2026 views: 880

march 2026 views: 1294

so if you could all coordinate to view my blog approximately 1727 times (no more, no less) in april, that would be fantastic. 

(as a side note, who are you people????? i am aware of like a handful of people who regularly check my blog, and other than that i have no idea who all these views are. please say hi!!!)